Scientists from the United Kingdom have announced today that a cure for baldness may still be years away. Male pattern baldness has been the scourge of mankind ever since the days of Julius Caesar and his famed "combed forward" haircut. A variety of conditions are to blame for the loss of hair. Including heredity, personal health, and even a poor diet.Still British scientists are quick to offer encouraging words. A representative from the renown Portmeirion Village Labs said this on behalf of the Scientific Community:
"Now that the World has become one global village there will be no shortage of guinea pigs for our personal experiments. Soon we will have treatments and cures for every type of malady. Including baldness, other major diseases, and the ever present danger of free human will."
More as this story develops.
